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milkum:

when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce

z-o-l-a:

My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.

stunningpicture:

Subway ticket machine in Moscow accepts 30 squats as its payment.

stunningpicture:

Subway ticket machine in Moscow accepts 30 squats as its payment.

tutimon886:

mbrainspaz:

So my university had a ‘stress-free resort’ station set up today to help students combat the stress of finals week.
There was a coloring table
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complete with Lion King coloring books
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There was a lego table
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and PUPPIES
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also, free massages. 

This is the most wonderful thing that ever happened in four years of college. 

Our school should do this

maitrebate:

scotsmcall:

zaynyboy:

ok but literally how

harry potter is real and he is canadian

thedapperproject:

Photographer Mattias Klum from National Geographic

dominospizzadelivery:

Hes literally buried so deep that he cant see any light

getoffmybloghoe:

it makes me uncomfortable that they dont shoot movie scenes in order

fedorabow:

Baljeet: Boo! Boo, I say!
Phineas: Baljeet?
Baljeet: Oh, I am not Baljeet. I am the scariest thing known to man: a failed math test.
Phineas: Yeah, right. We’re just gonna move on now.
Baljeet: You can run, but it won’t be to the college of your choice, I tell you!

I used to think that this was an exaggeration

I was wrong

theheartmaid:

the-majestic-karkat:

dragonsroar:

totemo-kawaii-ne:

tachibanya:

chirart:

the-soul-eater-alchemist:

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LITERALLY THE BIGGEST FUCK YOU BY THE WRITERS IN THE HISTORY OF SHIPPING.

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do you really want to go there

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THAT LAST ONE THO

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U WANNA FUCKIN GO

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EXCUSE YOU

WOW THAT LA ST ONE

superlouis:

movie theaters are actually really cute like a bunch of strangers come together to watch a movie together with snacks and candy and laughing and crying aw good job movie theaters i see what you did there

the-psycho-cutie:

"oh" actually means my heart just got ripped into a million pieces 

tbiamaryllis:

northernmind-southernheart:

The american sex education system.

Why are you laughing at me

hybridblood:

thewomanfromitaly:

anukii:

uniquelyevil:

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

Fuck no

Oh shittttt

DON’T DO THIS TO ME NO ONE WILL EVER SEE ME AGAIN AND I WILL LOSE SO MUCH WEIGHT

imagining trying to hatch eggs to breed for iv’s/ev’s/shininess

hybridblood:

thewomanfromitaly:

anukii:

uniquelyevil:

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

Fuck no

Oh shittttt

DON’T DO THIS TO ME NO ONE WILL EVER SEE ME AGAIN AND I WILL LOSE SO MUCH WEIGHT

imagining trying to hatch eggs to breed for iv’s/ev’s/shininess