when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce
My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.
Subway ticket machine in Moscow accepts 30 squats as its payment.
So my university had a ‘stress-free resort’ station set up today to help students combat the stress of finals week.
There was a coloring table
complete with Lion King coloring books
There was a lego table
also, free massages.
This is the most wonderful thing that ever happened in four years of college.
Our school should do this
Photographer Mattias Klum from National Geographic
Hes literally buried so deep that he cant see any light
it makes me uncomfortable that they dont shoot movie scenes in order
Baljeet: Boo! Boo, I say!
Baljeet: Oh, I am not Baljeet. I am the scariest thing known to man: a failed math test.
Phineas: Yeah, right. We’re just gonna move on now.
Baljeet: You can run, but it won’t be to the college of your choice, I tell you!
I used to think that this was an exaggeration
I was wrong
LITERALLY THE BIGGEST FUCK YOU BY THE WRITERS IN THE HISTORY OF SHIPPING.
do you really want to go there
THAT LAST ONE THO
U WANNA FUCKIN GO
WOW THAT LA ST ONE
movie theaters are actually really cute like a bunch of strangers come together to watch a movie together with snacks and candy and laughing and crying aw good job movie theaters i see what you did there
"oh" actually means my heart just got ripped into a million pieces
The american sex education system.
Why are you laughing at me
DON’T DO THIS TO ME NO ONE WILL EVER SEE ME AGAIN AND I WILL LOSE SO MUCH WEIGHT
imagining trying to hatch eggs to breed for iv’s/ev’s/shininess